Signed Copies!

Just in case you're one of those people who want my illegible scrawl on your copy of HMC,N or NTS and just incase you don't live in the Seattle area*, I've set something up with one of my local independents to make your dreams come true**! All you have to do is email Steve Winter ( at Third Place Books and he will make magic happen. He will also contact me so I can sign your book. Make sure you're polite to Steve and say nice things like "please" and "thank you" and "you're like the Jedi of bookselling" or I'll put cooties all over your book. You should also make sure that you give yourself enough time for them to ship the book to you, and also enough time for Steve to contact me and for me to remember how to sign my name***.

Thank you all for supporting me and wonderful, local, independent booksellers!


*If you do live in the Seattle area, you can come into the LFP Third Place Books and save yourself some shipping. If you don't need it personalized, you might be able to find a signed one on the shelf. I like to sneak in when the booksellers aren't looking and sign books. Sometimes I even sign my own books.

**Then you can move on to more important dreams. To help you get started, I've made a list: Learn how to weave baskets, eat a whole pie with no hands, or possibly learn the oboe. I think you can take it from there.

***This can take days.